My Dream |
To take the girl of my dreams to the city of my dreams. |
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So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure
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summer aesthetic:
1 and a half meals a day
being up too late
crying
an awkward feeling of emptyness after the stress of exams
sleeping
I fucking hate how true this is
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real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to...
9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always...
The half time show should have been bruno mars and mark ronson doing uptown funk for 15 minutes straight


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